Just to wrap up the ‘love season’, we’ve got the last bit of our Top Romantic Movie Moments.
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Quick summary (just in case you’re feeling extra lazy): We reviewed the romantic moments in the movies The Notebook, The Sound Of Music, Titanic, The Lion King, Spiderman (Pt. 1), and Love Actually.
Awesome right? Yeah. We know.
Welcome to today’s post. Do try to keep up…
MOULIN ROUGE– Christian sings Elton John’s Your Song to Satine and in minutes, she falls madly and hopelessly in Love with him.
For those who haven’t watched this movie, Christian was a mere poet without a dime to his name and Satine was a courtesan (prostitute for the rich and high class..lol). There couldn’t be a more materialistic girl than this. Now in lesson 6 (a), you have confessed your love to someone that probably didn’t know you existed. Is that it? Will she come running into your arms just like that? I seriously doubt it.
You have got to work for the love bro. Make some research and do something you know will make her heart melt. Every lady has got a weak point, find it, and she is all yours…*smiles*…but then, if she doesn’t fall for your acts, it simply means a surer boy found this lesson before you did. You have dulled.
Ladies, the lesson from this, if the man is worth it, and even if he isn’t as boxed up as Richard (who will most-likely dump you eventually anyways) give him a shot and see how it turns out. Satine wouldn’t have fallen for Christian if she didn’t see something worthwhile in him.
TITANIC– After the shipwreck, Jack finds a wall panel floating on the sea and helps Rose onto it as it is only able to support one person’s weight. Holding the panel’s edge, he assures her she will die an old woman, warm in her bed. She survives but he dies of hypothermia.
Noooooo! Jaaaack! *tears tears tears*
Lesson learnt: Ain’t no love without sacrifice. The moment you find yourself willing to somewhat give what you have to make someone smile, you’re pretty much on the ‘love-road’ and boy is that journey worth it!
Give what you got…most of all, give your time. But..don’t waste your resources. Give it to someone that deserves it. Remember, love is a two-way thing.
A KNIGHT’S TALE– William Thatcher’s Letter to Jocelyn
No matter how old letters get and how irrelevant the post offices become, LOVE LETTERS will never get out of fashion. We do it all the time we just might not know. The happy valentine’s day messages you sent to your lady this morning? What do you think that was? Love letters make any relationship stronger. Believe that! I will just copy and paste the letter for you to read. Don’t be a black man and READ IT!
It is strange to think, I haven’t seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to. I next compete in the city of Paris, I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there. Hope guides me, that is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you’re gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.
Please note this letter was a risk. It was replied with a kiss back to William through the messenger. (You see how earlier Lessons keep popping up over and over?)
SHREK– Shrek and Fiona wait for 12 to pass before sharing the true love’s first kiss to stay as Ogres forever.
This is a very simple lesson. Probably the simplest. Don’t try changing your spouse to sooth your taste in the name of making her perfect. You are only trying to make your partner fake by doing that. There will be a moment(s) in the relationship when the true nature of your spouse will be needed, but unfortunately, YOU with your own hands have suppressed the part that will be true to you. You saw your partner the way he/she was, before going in. So why change him/her when you are in? Not good guys, not good at all.
CRAZY STUPID LOVE– Jacob Palmer and Just out of a relationship and drunk Hannah go over to Jacob’s place. Both with unhidden intentions of having the craziest sex ever, end up chatting all night and eventually a bad ass player watches the lady fall asleep as he falls in love.
Sex isn’t everything. If you truly cherish your relationship and it is intended to lead to the altar, it shouldn’t be based on sex else it’s gonna fail. Share moments of getting to know yourselves well and understanding each other perfectly. Ryan and Emma probably spent that night learning all they could about themselves. Give that a try guys.
MR & MRS SMITH– The Insane sex between Mr and Mrs Smith after trying to kill themselves.
So you have both learned how to use lesson 1 to 9 and are eventually married( hallelujah! congratulations are in order) You get upset and mad at your spouse from time to time. Exchange some crazy words, not punches or slaps though. DON’T STAY WITH A MAN THAT DOES THAT(and if it is your wife that beats you, take it to Jesus, nothing is above him).
What better way to make up than make up sex. A gift could start the apology, but it should always end with some good ol make up sex. It is the best. GRINNING
M.Y: *Snaps out of Barry’s voice*. Whew! I have lost my voice oh Kiki.LOL. Before leaving, I would love to say happy valentine’s day to you all our dear readers. We love you. I dedicate this write up to my sweet heart. I love you very much.
Kiki: Awww! How shweeet! Happy Val’s Day lovelies! Tomorrow’s just another Friday…nothing to fuss about. Night y’all.
M.Y: Nope Kiki, we got a Friday feature coming up featuring a guest, so it isn’t just another Friday. You wanna know who it is? Check back then for the exciting review of Hotel Transylvania.