Terdoh: Hey yo!
M.Y: Welcome to the newest episode of our Nollywood Spoof reviews by Sodas & Popcorn.
Terdoh: That’s Sodas & Popcorn™ to you niggas.
M.Y: *sigh* whatever man. Got the goodies?
Terdoh: *opens briefcase* Yes, yes. I present to you, the newest entries for the on-going Nollywood Spoof competition.
M.Y: Brought to you by Sodas & Popcorn.
Entry 1: The Chop Father
Terdoh: Really Intense? Really? The Chop Father?
M.Y: If Segun Arinze comes to my mind, I would have thought out something like Thor’s Daddy Odin, The All Seeing One or something along that line.
Terdoh: I see you dissing Segun Arinze’s balls.
M.Y: The ones on his face.
Terdoh: That’s what I said. He does have big ass lips though. So I guess the poster works fine!
M.Y: “So you think you can chop?”
Terdoh: Speaking of…let’s see the others.
Entry 2: Woman of Copper
Terdoh: Didymus gives us a spoof of our favorite twitter celeb, award winning Actress, singing sensation and Poko Queen. What does Poko even mean?
M.Y: No idea man. No idea. Anyways this is called Woman Of Copper. This is funny.
M.Y: Anything dissing Tonto Dikeh is funny.
Terdoh: Wait. Is this like supposed to be a spinoff of Man Of Steel?
M.Y: Looks more like a Transformers meets Terminator kind of thing to me.
Terdoh: There’s no red and blue. L Do we hate Christmas now?
M.Y: Well, that’s the color of copper so you get the drift.
Terdoh: Oh well, it’s a great design anyway…
M.Y: Who are the two niggas chilling in the back though?
Terdoh: Bonzo and Ed.
M.Y: Did you just come up with minion names?
M.Y: I’m not gonna be the one to recommend psychiatric help for you. Moving on…
Entry 3: Elegushi Rim
by The Smiling Hat
Terdoh: Now this…is hilarious.
M.Y: Haha! “To combat flooding, we wasted money on robots”
Terdoh: This thesmilinghat guy is just perpetually unserious. *sigh*
M.Y: It’s the way Emeka Ike is looking into the distance like “how do I scratch my balls in this thing?” that gets me.
Terdoh: Tony Umez is just posing like “hey, I got biceps in this thing so it’s cool”.
M.Y: This is actually pretty dope. This is the kind of thing we expect. And this entry has gone so viral on facebook. So I guess people love it.
Entry 4: Gold Chicken
Terdoh: Is that Genevieve?
M.Y: Nope Genevi Adam.
Terdoh: See, I don’t like you anymore.
M.Y: This is a spinoff on Black Swan.
Terdoh: Thank you almighty genius, for pointing that out. We could not have figured that out by ourselves.
M.Y: You are most welcome. *Smiling*
Terdoh: That was…
M.Y: Yes. I know.
Terdoh: The art is beautiful. Needs a little touching up but if you look at the original picture you’ll know a lot of work was put into this.
M.Y: I’m just wondering why Genevieve had to have such huge eyelashes.
Entry 4: Jim Bond
Terdoh: Again, another classic poster.
M.Y: Yox Yox. You made me happy with this one sha. Linda Ikeji and Jimmy Neutron all in one place “peacefully”.
Terdoh: Nadia Buari just staring at Jim like “Let this photoshoot finish. I will show you pepper”.
M.Y: Linda Ikeji just waiting to get the inside scoop.
Terdoh: Like a true amebo.
M.Y: Top contender in my books. This is some brilliant stuff.
Terdoh: Pretty dope if you ask me.
M.Y: If you like any of the entries, or want to enter for the competition or know someone who could win the grand price of 10,000 courtesy of www.tosanonline.com your favorite online shopping destination, the page to visit to enter is https://www.facebook.com/TheNollywoodSpoof.
Terdoh: keep up to speed with the event by following @sodas_popcorn and @nollywood_spoof
M.Y: You could also search the #Nollywood_Spoof hashtag on facebook and twitter to join in on the fun.
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M.Y: So that’s it for this week guys. *Adjusting tie and wearing jacket*
Terdoh: *Closing briefcase* Our work here is done. Bye for now.