On the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon, Hawkeye answers the question of exactly what superpowers he possesses, all the while singing along to Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud”.
I don’t think I’ll ever recommend you seeing another video more than this one (don’t hold me to it though).
If you watch this video and your jaws aren’t aching after, come to S&P headquarters to collect free Soda and Popcorn.
Here’s some of the lyrics to the song.
When you’re on a team with the Hulk and Thor
And we’re all up there on the movie screen,
Will the people believe that I’m not quite as tough?
Will anyone even notice me?
But listen I’ve got powers too, they’re pretty sweet.
I promise I can do so much more than just archery.
I’m serious guys.
I’ve got a collection of scarves and berets.
I play trombone in a ska band.
I once got to second base on my Tinder date.
And my cat has got its own Instagram.
I tell you now
I kick ass at Mario Kart.
This year I played an extra in Paul Blart.
I can open a pickle jar.
I’m friggin’ Hawkeye.
Maybe I’m as super as they are.
Watch the video below.